The Syncratic Corporate Republic of Die goue strook is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Spokesman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.082 billion strookians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antananarivo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The powerhouse goue strookian economy, worth 281 trillion Crypt Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 91,296 Crypt Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,815 per year while the poor average 22,937, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Die goue strook's national animal is the Spotted hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Die goue strook is ranked 170,609^th in the world and 7,501^st in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,043.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.